WHAT!?!? I'm pregnant.

Now some of you catch on much quicker than others--mainly me. Let's be honest I'm nearing my 5th month and I still attempt to do things people 3 months pregnant wouldn't. Let me explain. Sunday night I was laying on my back (bad #1, I'm told) with my feet up on the couch. After about 5 minutes, I realized my back was really hurting. I thought...I should stretch it out...Novel idea, however, the only time I have stretched out my back is pre-pregnancy, so I attempted to stretch it the only way I knew how....I heaved and hoed and threw my legs over my head. Actually, let me rephrase that, I attempted to throw my legs over my head. I barely got them to 90*. Once I stopped laughing from my first attempt, I had to try it again. (I'm a tad stubborn). So, here I go again, I hit about a 110* angle with my legs and then realized...I'm pregnant--I'm not suppose to bend that way anymore. For a better visual for you the picture to the right is what I was attempting--ridiculous, I know--NOW!

Lou and I...

...need some privacy. (see names for more information re: Lou) I was at work and had the urge to go visit Lou. As I ran to see him, there was another staff person in the room, so I say, "If you hear me throw up, I'm fine. I'm just pregnant." I get into the stall, shut the door and hear, "So how far along are you?" I answer the question and then she asks another one! "Have you been sick much?" UGH! Would you leave the pregnant lady alone. She just wants to throw up. So to all of you out there, please spread the word that if someone says they are pregnant and they need their moment with Lou, let them have it and save 20 questions for a different day! (This is not made up or exaggerated at all. My co-worker asked me 3-4 questions, before she left me alone so I could take care of business.)