Who am I?

You would think by age 32 I would have a fairly good idea on who I am. However, in the last few weeks I have completely and totally become a different person. I actually think the little one down there has caused insanity. I sure if I was actually charged for anything illegal I could plead a pretty good insanity case. When does the crazy lady, get replaced with the almost normal one?!?

What they didn't tell me in health class...

In high school health class the teacher spent quite a bit of time discussing sex, birth control and babies. I remember hearing them talk about what happens when a women gets pregnant. Her period stops, she might get "morning sickness", and her body changes. They forgot to mention...vomiting at anytime during the day, nauseousness all day long, constipation, and insomnia--just to name a few. Let's just say I feel like my teacher didn't properly educated me on what really happens when you get pregnant. Did anyone else out there feel undereducated for their pregnancy?